June 2013
thunderstorm :3
i do Not see the proble m with cann ibalism. I mean If You Eat The Body who even Knows a murder took place
what about the skeleton
crush it up and snort it like a man
happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
if roxy can handle jade at her grimbark, she deserves jade at her dogtier
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i thought it might be cool to do a GROUP REC LIST of poc and/or queer young adult & middle grade authors!!!!!!! so i started off with 15 authors i’ve loved and i thought IF YOU WANT, you could reblog and add more people…
I don’t have anyone to add to the list at the moment but I have to babble about what an amazing author Benajmin Alire Sáenz is for a moment. Aristotle & Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe is kind of my all-time favorite book. The characters are real, their problems and pains are real, and Sáenz handles it all so that you don’t feel disenchanted by reality when you put the book down.
